Wednesday, August 27, 2008

For adoption

Cybertron Primus Unleashed is an awesome toy, he can transform from a planet to a full fledged transformer to a battle station (if I'm not mistaken).

God of all Transformers and his body itself is the planet Cybertron, home planet of the Transformers.

He has been living with pests crawling all over his body for as long as he can remember, so he can be a little grumpy. Occasionally you can see tiny figures jumping on and off him like fleas off a dog, but don't be alarmed! That's just Cybertronians going about their daily routines.
Buying this toy is like buying all Transformers in one go! You get Megatron, Optimus Prime, the whole deal. Just watch out for Megatron and his bitches though, they grew a sweet tooth after Cybertron started to run dry of energon. They have a particularly soft spot for doughnuts.

Alright, I just posted just to advertise this toy, which I'm selling on Ebay. Click here to own this lovable old coot. He needs someone who will love him, hug him and call him George Primus.

I don't have much of a choice, I've suffered some pretty severe financial loss lately so I have to put him up for sale.

I'll throw in a fly swatter too if you buy! What with Megatron conducting doughnut heists all day long, you'll be needing one.